Second State to the Right and Straight on Til Morning

Before I get deep into my taxes and watch SportsCenter for the 4th time, I thought I would jot down a few favorite memories and quotes from the weekend. They were too hard to rank, so I put them in chronological order. If I had to pick a favorite I would probably say it's a tie between #2 and #3.

19. Precisely. NW: "That is actually the third most beautiful place in the world."
18. The Rock Jump Shriek. JS: "Ahhhh!"
17. The football to the truck. ZZ: (shrug+grimace)

16. The football where it counts. ZZ: (slumped over+grimace). Me:"I am sooo sorry."
15. Expensive taste. AH: "So, how's that GRAPE juice?"
14. The accidental food throw. SW: "At least I acted like a lady, and didn't throw it back." Me: "I am sooo sorry."
13. The Knee club. AH: "You've had reconstructive knee surgery? ME TOO!" DH: "Me too."

12. 'Breaking' the soap dispenser on the sink. (me looking around discreetly) DH: (smiling) "That happened to me 5 min ago."
11. Breaking one of the darts. Me: "I am sooo sorry"
10. Cooking Skillz. ZZ: "So how do we make it?" DH: "Hmm. Don't Know. I'm actually much better at ordering breakfast."
9. Only at CU. The hairy dude: "I usually practice on grass, but this morning I ran out. Just kidding...it's Boulder, I never run out."

8. Padres epithets. 8 yr old fan: "Bell! You. Are. Sub-par."
7. No Bus? JS, DH, Me: "Welp, back to the suckfest."
6. The noise club. NW: (to me) "You snore." JS: "So do you!"
5. All alone and one row behind. (RWM-random ward member) "What, are we not exciting enough for you in Boulder?" Me: "...um...I was concentrating."

4. When talking to the Mongolian sister missionary. (RWM or perhaps DH) "Whoa, don't get excommunicated."
3. The casserole to the tablecloth. ZZ: (head drop+sigh+grimace+red face) later on- "No, she didn't tickle me, if she had it'd be on the wall."
2. Foot in mouth. (Pointing to an old picture of NW) Me: "What RACE are you?" BW: "She has some Cherokee in her." Me: "Hahaha" (NW) "He's 100% serious." Me (realizing): "haha...um...really. What side of the family?"
1. The back cracker...a.k.a. the neck breaker disclaimer. DH: "Actually, if your back doesn't need to be cracked it just hurts a lot."

So did you notice the common theme? I'll give you a hint, it's me apologizing (for injuring people, breaking things, throwing food, sleeping loudly, and sleeping period). Thanks to all who made it possible.

Others From the Fam.
JW: "Take I-70 East!" NW:"We CAME East."
DW: (to NW) "You're going down!"
SW: "You STILL have to buy a car."
BW: "Next trip destination- NY!"

Honorable Mention Characters:
Brad Hawpe
Tupperware Beef
Cliff the clueless RTD driver
The Rockies security lady who takes her job very seriously...even in the top of the 13th
The Palm Pre
Winston Churchill
The Camcorder- "Any last words?"
The Rockies Jacket
Rhubarb pie